Today I awoke at 3 am with an awful stomach ache. :( After hours of home remedies: scalding shower to relax my abdomen, pain pills, and attempting a bm; I flocked to the C Store, now the C Store does not open on weekdays till 8...when I would be at school. But there was a security guard there to keep out the riff-raff. I begged...like a baby...for alka seltzer.
Well not really I asked like a man in pain. He was kind enough to grab me a pack and take the 1.89 tender. He even had a dime and a penny for me.
God bless that security guard. I could not thank him enough.
The rest is like the old commercial: drop, drop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is!
Then I had some Lucky Charms and I was off.
El Fin
Awesome! I was so glad to learn you attempted a BM. TMI, much? ;)
ReplyDeleteSeriously, great fun. I'm glad the Alka Seltzer helped.